10 – I guarantee you will get a boner from this record. Now get off your lazy arse and run to the store to buy it!!
9-9.9 – Pure masterpiece, definitely worth buying. An instant classic.
8-8.9 – If you have 12 bucks to spend on something now, spend them on this. It’s worth the investment.
7-7.9 – Be a delinquent and download this record. You might wanna buy it someday.
6-6.9 – This isn’t a masterpiece, but there’s potential and it’s not a bad record at all.
5-5.9 – It’s getting dangerous here. This is a tolerable record, but don’t expect anything from it.
4-4.9 - The effort seems there, however the result is just plain boring.
3-3.9 – You might want to listen to MTV along with this record.
2-2.9 – Ouch. Preppy teenage girls might like this one.
1-1.9 - I’d rather listen to Vanilla Ice.
0 – This is a cash grab, nothing more. Pure crap.
